Made in Italy

The American taxpayers will receive this year an Economic Stimulus payment, which is a sum of money that comes from taxpayers and goes back to them to purchase something and in this way stimulating the economy.
What should they buy?
If they spend it at Wal-Mart it will go to China.
If they spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.
If they spend it in fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
If they buy a car it will go to Japan or Korea.
If they buy useless stuff it will go to Taiwan.
If they pay their credit cards off, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
To keep the money in America they should:

1) Spend it at yard sales

2) Go to ball games

3) spend it on hookers

4) spend it on beer

5) spend it on tattoos.

Conclusion:

They could help America by going to a ball game, drinking beer all day with a tattoed hooker met at a yard sale.

What could Italians do to help their country?

Nothing, because even the hookers are from Albania....