Addressed to a Penis Owner

We are not anti-penis. In the feminine experience the penis can add the finishing touch to satisfaction, but it is not sine qua non.
No, indeed.
We have been brainwashed into paying more homage than is due this particular attachment of the male anatomy, and far too much has been made of its rise and fall. The fact that we admire a Greek statue no less when the penis has crumbled off should be sufficient proof that male beauty does not depend on this unique feature. Freud, of course, was wrong when he claimed that women suffer from penis envy — it is the men who do.
Sadly, a man without a penis is no man at all in our culture, and in male mythology the penis distinguishes a valiant man from a timid one.
We do appreciate a lusty penis when it knows its place. Penis owners should keep in mind that a well-trained penis is a joy to hold and cuddle.
If it knows a trick or two, so much the better. A well-behaved penis is indeed woman's best friend, but we object to those mindless penises that indiscriminately push their way in and out of our folds like sewing machines.
We suspect that the penis culture is a male invention from an earlier age when fertility was tantamount to the survival of the race.
Understandably, then, the penis is still an important showpiece, and while it also adds much gratification to its owner, it offers comparatively less to the fulfillment of female desires.
If this comes as a shock to you, penis owner, please look at yourself from the female point of view. What is natural to you who handle your penis many times a day, is quite unnatural to us.
To us, the penis is a foreign object. I think that no man knows how alien his rod is to the girl who is confronted with it for the first time, when she is told to stroke it, to lick it, to like it.
We know neither the power that comes with owning this tool nor the fear of losing it. Since we don't have anything as obvious and as embarrassingly untrustworthy in our love-making paraphernalia, we share your concern for its ups and downs, so much so that we have obliterated our own needs for gratification.
We are not trying to diminish your appendage, but we want to enlarge upon those parts of you that have been unjustly ignored.
These are the parts that are essential to our pleasure: your hair, your eyes, your lips, your tongue, your chest, your thighs, your voice, and — most importantly — your hands. It is no accident that our stories have celebrated these greater assets.


Liberally taken from Women's own erotica

What makes the best business partner?

1) Good credit rating

2) Good customers' portfolio

3) Good working skills

4) Good availability

5) Good future vision

All this is like pretending that a good writer is somebody who knows how to write, who has good writing skills, who knows where and how to publish his books.
All this IS important, but not all this makes a good and mostly a successful writer.
Therefore, the best business partner is not always the best businessman.

You need skills, you need knowledge, but you need a natural disposition to be a good businessman.
You need to like what you do, you need to live what you do, you need to make others liking what you do.
You need to know when to be serious and when to laugh; you need to know when to talk and when to listen.
You need to know what the others are going to think or to do, you need to understand, you need to convince, you need to be a friend without loosing control, in a few words, you need to make your customers liking and trusting you.

All this comes naturally or does not.
And if it doesn't you'd better choose another job.

PS. May be somebody like this won't be the BEST for making a lot of money, but you will certainly have fun having a business with him, and that IS WHAT COUNTS IN LIFE!!!

Things to know when you have some money to invest or you need money from somebody who has money to invest...

DIY is a great thing, we have a saying: "fatto da te, fatto per tre" (done by oneself is like done by three).
That is NOT always true, at least without knowing all what you need to know...
Would you put wall paper on a wall without the minimum knowledge of how to do? (I would, but the results are what they are...)
So why investing or borrowing money without the minimum knowledge of how to?
The Internet is such a treasure to become if not experts at least a little bit more professional about what we do.
There is a blog about loan consolidation where you can find very good articles about what to do and how to do when you have money or when you have no money.
I like it because very often you realize that what you thought as good suddenly doesn't look so good anymore, and they explain how and when in such a way that you can completely change your mind about it.
I found particularly interesting the article "Reasons why Homeownership is for suckers" where they explain why buying a house making a mortgage is not the best of investments. They list all the false assumptions and traps one can fall in.
In principle is like believing that one can loose weight without dieting, without exercising, without efforts.
Everybody should know by now that being thin is a life commitment and nothing comes cheap, not even a mortgage and even less a house.
But it is nice to believe it, it is nice to dream and we are very often so willing to believe what we like.
That is why reading the truth once in a while is useful.

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Why blogging?

"Most of us blog with a purpose. We want to share our outlandish political beliefs with the world. We want to network with other professionals in our fields. We long for an opportunity to share our lousy poetry with other angst-ridden teens. We can’t wait to let other cat lovers see the latest hi-res photos of Mr. Fluffypants. We want to sell something.

We have a purpose and we have a particular audience in mind as we compose our posts."

What about blogging for blogging, writing for writing, writing for talking and talking for communicating?
We ALL write our posts with the hidden hope somebody will comment.
Just say hi, or hallo, or I like, or I dislike or even fuck off.
Just say something, so that I can answer something else and you can comment again and this Magic thing will happen.
Black on white, one letter after the other to make a word, many words to make a sentence and many sentences my thought and then your thought and so on...

We blog because we like to and because we want and like to communicate.
About politics, about food, about cats, about sex, about our life.
About what it doesn't really matter.
It matters there is somebody who reads and writes back.
That is the magic of blogging, that is the magic of the Internet, that is the Magic of life.
Since the first hiccup to the last grasp, we , we ALL want to feel we are not ALONE.

All what you can dream to get just opening a Bank Account...

What about a bank accounts that offers:

1) Banking. Interest and fee free for the first 100£ (may be they know you'll borrow more than that...)
NO monthly fees. Commission free travel money.

2) Worldwide family travel insurance. Savings (10%) on holidays and cruises.

3) UK and Ireland luxury hotel breaks (–50%). Savings on wine, magazines, gifts, motors and much more (it pays to have a look). Legal helpline.

4) Ecotricity. That stands for clean electricity.Games, Fair trade fashion, flowers (and even trees), books...

That is what the Privilege account offers.
With a monthly subscription of 12£ you can upgrade it to a Privilege Premier Current Account and you can have much more.
More free overdraft, exclusive mortgage deals, discounted personal loans, travel credit card, higher interests and so on...

And of course you can have a basic account, a standard account, and the Internet Banking.
You choose what suits you best.
What do YOU think?
I personally think that I regret living in Italy, but I'd better check, may be they have branches even in my country...