When it comes to a secretary: go virtual!

What are the main qualities your secretary should have to help you to achieve success in your business:

Efficiency:
in easily creating, sending, and tracking email newsletters, surveys, and auto responders.

Intelligence.
in setting up, organizing, and leveraging your mailing list to boost your email marketing into overdrive.

Vigilant:
in tracking the performance of your email with charts and graphs that are populated in real time.

Organized :
in providing surveys, auto responders, and RSS feeds

In a few words she should be good in email marketing, providing the right and effective email marketing software,and find the right email marketing solution.

She should also take care of managing bounces and unsubscribe for you, making sure your messages get to the inbox of your recipients through your ISP, feedback loops, and white list status.

How much would cost ALL of this?
If you go virtual:$9.95 per month.

Let the professionals do ALL what the best secretary would do, at a fraction of the price!
And regarding the lack of a smiling and attractive woman?
Also in this case going virtual guarantees the success of the other side of your life: a good and stable marriage...