Friday, July 10, 2009

Never drink after an accident

I find this joke quite funny:
"Two drivers climb out of their cars after colliding at an intersection. One pulls a flask from his pocket and says, "Here, have a nip of whiskey to calm your nerves."

"Thanks," says the other driver, taking a swig. "Here, you have one, too."

"Nah, I'd rather not — the police will be here soon."

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